The Stout Family: every single day.

Our Kid Funnies

brampton: i can't chill...i can't hold my horses...i can't do anything!!! I just have to go potty!!
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brampton: race trac is the best place ever!
me: it is the best place ever. why do you think it's the best place ever?
brampton: because they have donuts, soda, and hot dogs.
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brampton: mom, i want to go see the guy who makes brown people.
me: brown people? (not sure where he's going with this)...who makes brown people?
brampton: i don't know. i think his name starts with junior. oh, i know, martin luther king, jr.
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cardston: look at that naked tree mom.
me: you're right, it is naked.
cardston: silly tree, it's suppose to wear leaves.
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brampton: mom, i want to ride my bike to austin, texas.
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brampton: mom, i want to go to that green statue.
me: what green statue?
brampton: the statue of liberty.
me: oh, where is it??
brampton: new york
me: (shocked)...how did you know that?
brampton: from ghostbusters.
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me: cardston did you know that i love you??
cardston: uh huh.
me: how do you know??
cardston: cuz you cut my fingers (fingernails).
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