The Stout Family: Seriously?

It's Friday night and my husband is cleaning/organizing the pantry.

KID WORDS

payton: dad you have boogers in your ears.

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cardston: mom, how did people clean in the 90's?

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cardston: mom, deedee looks like a tired angel (she was asleep on the couch).

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brampton: mom, I'm a little sad.

me: how come?

brampton: because we don't see dad that much.

me: true statement hobby.

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cardston: mom look at paypay. she looks like a real ballerina.

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payton: wait a minute. oh dear, I lost my tutu.
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payton: my dad at work. i miss him.
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brooklynn: there's pop pop in my nose (I smell popcorn)
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cardston: wow, it's clean in here! Thanks mom. Did u do it all yourself?
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cardston: mom i wuv you.
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cardston: brampton are you a doctor?
brampton: not yet.
evan: but soon to be!
brampton: yeah. when i turn 30.
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brampton: i can't chill...i can't hold my horses...i can't do anything!!! I just have to go potty!!
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brampton: race trac is the best place ever!
me: it is the best place ever. why do you think it's the best place ever?
brampton: because they have donuts, soda, and hot dogs.
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brampton: mom, i want to go see the guy who makes brown people.
me: brown people? (not sure where he's going with this)...who makes brown people?
brampton: i don't know. i think his name starts with junior. oh, i know, martin luther king, jr.
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cardston: look at that naked tree mom.
me: you're right, it is naked.
cardston: silly tree, it's suppose to wear leaves.
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brampton: mom, i want to ride my bike to austin, texas.
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brampton: mom, i want to go to that green statue.
me: what green statue?
brampton: the statue of liberty.
me: oh, where is it??
brampton: new york
me: (shocked)...how did you know that?
brampton: from ghostbusters.
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me: cardston did you know that i love you??
cardston: uh huh.
me: how do you know??
cardston: cuz you cut my fingers (fingernails).
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Friday, January 16, 2009

Seriously?

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